Anyway, I was surfing on Fr... Errr Sunday after work and found some radical news about weird things that caught my eyes. I flushed the eyes with that blue bottle in the first aid kit and thought I would post some of the more outlandish ones I come across!
Enjoy!
I wonder if this work for me on my Electric Mobility Scooter?
A Canadian man has earned the title of world's biggest skinflint. The dude successfully beat a DWI rap by arguing he was too cheap to have bought enough drinks to have gotten as drunk as cops said he was when the police found him behind the wheel. In his ruling, the judge was apparently impressed by the Man's "tightfistedness" and said his claims of cheapness raised "reasonable doubt" that he didn't have a .13 alcohol level, as cops contended. I dunno. Perhaps some "Private consultation" took place in Chambers; details were sketchy on the trial.
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Oh I was so deprived as an adolescent; I never got an Elephant!!!!!!!
(ain't He cute? Lets get him for Junior and move to Canada!)If you ever dreamed of owning an elephant in England, you can forget about it. The government has banned the ownership of pachyderms, despite a major letter-writing campaign on the part of Jumbo-loving children. "We believe that every child in the UK would benefit from owning an elephant," said one of the rejected pleas.
Can U imagine little Johnny taking Jumbo to school for Show and Tell? I would hope that the Canadian Government would be that wise, I would hate for the elementary school just down the way to house those critters!!
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Well, that is all for tonight folks. I will see you the next time I am here... Who actually reads these things anyway?
Ken (AKA "Meinbc"; yes Grace, it is I lol)
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